Tomb Kings Introduction (WIP)

Once upon a time there was a happy and prosperous empire near the Nile. Then a virulent plague (later mentioned with dread as the Bieber Fever) spread though the lands and everybody died. But that was only the beginning. Some time later, the ancient pyramids were unsealed from the inside, and out came the bad ol' mummy kings who saw the devastation. So a plan to bring this business back to life was in order, and using their dark mummy magics they brought everybody back to tip top shape (with some minor cosmetical drawbacks).

olol the Jews.

Bump.

sheesh i was off to such a nice start and now theres all those national tests coming up, bollocks old jugs this will take a while